Breaking: Finally, He Declares His Asset! - Politics

Since our President and his vice declared their assets, I have
also deemed it imperative to declare mine. As a Buharist, I
need to follow his leadership path inorder to project a
corruption free leadership and followership which will
eventually bore a corruption free nation.
The Declaration goes thus;
1. Four pencil (pant trousers), 3 jeans and 4 chinos.
2. 8 Shirts + 5 polo shirts
3. 2 danshiki, 1 agbada + 1 complete army kaki
4. 1 bathroom slippers
5. 2 shoes, 3 palm slippers and 1sandal
6. 2 tie and 1 bow
7. 1 Hp laptop (faulty for now)
8. LG flat screen TV + Home theatre
9. 1 Standing fan
10. 2 Mattress (1 in lag + 1 in Calabar)
11. 1 bag of pure water + 1 drum of rainwater.
12. , 1 Tecno N7, 1 Nokia torch lite
13. 1 small I pass my neighbour generator + 5litres of fuel.
14. 4 pots, 1 kettle + 1 frying pan.
15. 1 gas cooker 5kg
16. 1 lontor torchlite.
17. 1 Carpet and 1 rug
18. 200 MTN recharge card .
19. #2000 @ First bank account + #500 @ Diamond bank
account
20. 1 bible and methodist Hymn.
21. 2 bedsheet and 2 pillows
22. FSLC and SSCE certificates BSC (awaiting result)
23. 8 boxers and 10 singlets
24. 1 big travelling bag + 1 laptop bag
Anything aside the above declared asset is either a gift or
jointly owned by me and someone